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ACTUAL PREMISE:THE ROCK PLAYS TOOTH FAIRY

By / 10.02.09

After the jump, we have the first trailer for The Tooth Fairy, starring The Rock, written by our friend Randi “Mayhem” Singer.  On Loveline, Adam Carolla used to have a game called Ace’s Ranchero Music Accordion Challenge, in which the engineer would cue up a Ranchero music song, and the contestants would then place bets on how long it’d be into the song before the accordion kicked in.  We can play a similar game here with this trailer and The Rock getting hit in the balls. How long do you say?  A minute?  Two minutes? 30 seconds?   If you had 1:06, go to the head of the class.  This is all based on the constant: people getting hit in the crotch is to crappy movie trailers as accordions are to ranchero music.  Other fun things to look for:

  • People in the stands at the hockey game holding signs that say “GOT TEETH?”
  • The scoreboard says “TOOTH“.
  • He’s sitting on a recliner in the penalty box!
  • 26 seconds – missing record scratch!
  • The Rock grows wings — visual record scratch!
  • Crotch shot!
  • Cat: “REEER!”
  • Dog: “Arf arf!”
  • “Get ready… to believe… in magic.”
  • “Let your imagination… take flight.”

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TOOOOOOTH.

[via IESB]


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