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ACTUAL PREMISE:THE ROCK PLAYS TOOTH FAIRY

By 10.02.09

After the jump, we have the first trailer for The Tooth Fairy, starring The Rock, written by our friend Randi “Mayhem” Singer.  On Loveline, Adam Carolla used to have a game called Ace’s Ranchero Music Accordion Challenge, in which the engineer would cue up a Ranchero music song, and the contestants would then place bets on how long it’d be into the song before the accordion kicked in.  We can play a similar game here with this trailer and The Rock getting hit in the balls. How long do you say?  A minute?  Two minutes? 30 seconds?   If you had 1:06, go to the head of the class.  This is all based on the constant: people getting hit in the crotch is to crappy movie trailers as accordions are to ranchero music.  Other fun things to look for:

  • People in the stands at the hockey game holding signs that say “GOT TEETH?”
  • The scoreboard says “TOOTH“.
  • He’s sitting on a recliner in the penalty box!
  • 26 seconds – missing record scratch!
  • The Rock grows wings — visual record scratch!
  • Crotch shot!
  • Cat: “REEER!”
  • Dog: “Arf arf!”
  • “Get ready… to believe… in magic.”
  • “Let your imagination… take flight.”

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TOOOOOOTH.

[via IESB]


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