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HOPEFULLY THE LAST FALCON HEENE POST

By / 10.16.09

Just to put a bow on this crappy Balloon Boy story, let me get you all up to speed: as you can see over on WarmingGlow, Falcon Heene spilled the beans to Wolf Blitzer, “You guys said we did this for the show,” he said, as Falcon’s dad and his war bride furiously backpedal.  “No, no, ritto boy rying again, Farcon pray tlick on us.*”  In any case, they really missed an opportunity not invited Bear Grylls to the interview.  “Live, from the Situation Room, Falcon, Wolf, and Bear.”

And, as you can see in the video above, Falcon puked on the Today Show.  Poor little dude clearly can’t hold his liquor.  Let this be a lesson to you ladies, always try to help build up your child’s tolerance while he’s still in the womb, like my mom did. Now, let us never speak of this again.

UPDATE: Courtesy of commenter Arbuckle, this is pretty great (click to enlarge):

*I’m paraphrasing, of course


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