After the jump, I’ve got the trailer for Women in Trouble, opening November 13th. It looks like a cheesy, feminine empower flick with characters named “Elektra” and “Moxine” (subtle), written and directed by Sebastian Gutierrez, the guy (yes, a man) who previously wrote the modern-day classics The Eye and Snakes on a Plane. But every character in the trailer shows up wearing a sexy bra with no shirt, so there’s that.
A pregnant porn star, a couple of call girls, a scorned psychiatrist, a teenage goth, a flight attendant with a crush on a famous passenger… the troubles of this cluster of LA women couldn’t be more different [not true, they all sound like sluts. -Ed.], but on one crazy day feminine compassion will alter all of their lives. Devilish humor, razor-sharp scripting, and a knockout ensemble of talented actresses (including Carla Gugino, Connie Britton, and Marley Shelton) turn trouble into pure pleasure.
It’s also got Emmanuelle Chriqui playing a stripper:
But naturally, this movie about porn stars, call girls, and strippers has no nudity. In real life, strippers take their clothes off. In movies, they just wear stupid wigs for some reason. It’s as if not only have they never been to a strip club, their closest point of reference is Cabaret. I mean c’mon, Hollywood, where are the c-section scars?
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