(It’s ironic that the spark factory is where dudes most often go shirtless)
I’m still convinced this film is going to blow massive yak nuts, but at least Ninja Assassin finally has a decent trailer. It’s basically the male equivalent of Twilight. Full of lame clichés and even sort of missing the whole point as to what it’s supposed to be about (confuses macho posturing for violence just like Twilight confuses melodrama with romance), at least this one focuses on the blood instead of the horrible plot. Granted, the blood is CGI as are the weapons, but it does have a shirtless Asian guy in a spark factory and a chick getting chopped up and stuffed in washing machine. Not exactly my fetish, but… I could ‘bate to it.
Also, ‘Ninja Assassin’, isn’t that sort of redundant? It’s like The Los Angeles Angels, which, if you translate the Spanish, means “The The Angels Angels.”
I want more like this!
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