People kept sending me this Worst Fake Accents video from Gawker and I was so pissed at the snub of Leonardo Di Caprio in Blood Diamond (“Een Amerikka eet’s bling bling, but out heah eet’s bling bang”) that I kept holding off posting it. But man, that Keanu Cockney is effing epic.
DAILY CIRCLE J LINKS
- The 10 most twisted holiday specials. |ScreenJunkies|
- Acclaimed comedy Mystery Team has opened in New York — demand it in your city, or I’ll eat this puppy. |
- Yahoo will sell your personal info for less than the price of a beej from yer sister. |GammaSquad|
- “Out of work prostitute will work for food.” |FListed|
- Hot girls with iPhones: there’s a fap for that. |HolyTaco|
- Here’s Lindsay Lohan topless. Good thing she waited till she looked 60 for this. |WWTDD|
- Seven annoying photo poses that prove you’re a douchebag. Number one? Standing to the right of a guy wearing an “I’m with douchebag” shirt. |Guyism|
- The Snooky-getting-punched .Gif will change your life. |WarmingGlow|
- Try a new Wes Welker bagelwich. |KissingSuzyKolber|
And finally, check out this sweet golden shower video:
I want more like this!
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