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CELEB KARAOKE: FIRST TRAILER FOR KARATE KID

By / 12.22.09

The cool thing about being a ridiculously wealthy celebrity is that if you like a movie, you can just put your kid in it, like movie karaoke.  On that note, here’s the first trailer for Jaden Smith/Jackie Chan’s THE Karate Kid (the ‘The’ is very important), which the soundtrack promises will Linkin Pork you in the ears.  The plot is that Jaden’s mom moves him to Beijing, where he soon finds out that Chinaman no rikey reedo brack boy, and old women are always elbowing him in the ribs on the subway (I’m just speculating here).  So Jackie Chan comes and teaches him Kung Fu.  Or maybe Karate.  It’s a little unclear.  What’s the one where Asian dudes kick each other?

And then at the end, Jaden Smith sees Jackie Chan trying to catch flies with chopsticks, and he’s all “It’s like Star Wars and you’re Yoda.”  No, dumbf-ck, it’s more like Karate Kid.

(“Stay out my store!”)


TOPICS#TRAILERS
TAGSHARALD ZWARTJackie ChanJaden SmithREMAKESTARAJI P. HENSONTHE KARATE KID

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