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YOU’VE ALREADY SEEN VALENTINE’S DAY AND IT SUCKED

By / 12.21.09

Valentine’s Day.  Man.  This trailer.  I’m going to cover this in bullet-point form to keep me from using real ones:

  • Voice over from Ashton Kutcher
  • Black Eyed Peas song (We’re goin out!  Let’s live it up!  This movie sucks!  Mazel tov!)
  • Horny old people
  • Well-dressed little kid in love
  • A guy named Taylor kissing a girl named Taylor
  • McDreamy
  • Jessica Alba blonde
  • Anne Hathway kissing Topher Grace
  • “A day in the life of love.”

Hey, Valentine’s Day, let’s never hang out.


TOPICS#TRAILERS
TAGSASHTON KUTCHERBLACK EYED PEASGARRY MARSHALLJESSICA ALBAJessica BielPOSTERSVALENTINE'S DAY

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