Earlier this week I emerged from the woods and presented you all with the first trailer for Cyrus, starring John C. Reilly,
an oval Jonah Hill and Marisa Tomei. Well, yesterday I once again returned to the foliage in search of firewood and unconscious spring breakers, only to return with two new movie clips for you…and half of a Butterfinger.
For those of you still unfamiliar with the plot (*eyes Hispanic students in the back of the class*), Cyrus follows the story of a recently divorced man who rebounds after meeting the girl of his dreams (cliche’, I know), only to discover that her creepy adult son still lives at home with her.
What can I say, I’m still pimping this movie as looking promising; just goofy and dark enough for me not to be able to take a girl to. I’ll admit the second clip rides the border of adult-emoness, but dammit Marisa Tomei is too cute to hate. She’s the kind of woman that could back over the dog in the driveway and I’d just laugh, take another slow sip from my coffee and then get dressed to go steal another one. Cyrus is receiving positive reviews from Sundance, but what do those guys know? They all wear scarfs.
*pops collar, tightens ascot and places beer helmet on head*