Check out the trailer for the Green Zone, from Bourne director Paul Greengrass, starring Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear, and Brendan Gleeson. So get this, bros: Matt Damon plays some sort of rogue government agent, and he’s trying to do right, but he’s on the run from some malevolent bureaucrat. Slow down, Matt Damon, I don’t think the world is ready for you to play this kind of character. Oh hello there, dismissive wanking motion, I didn’t even hear you come in.
Essentially true fact: Paul Greengrass calls his trailer “The Green Zone” and his favorite joke is to sock people in the stomach and then yell “Shoulda been wearin’ your body armor!” It makes him laugh and laugh.
(Though Bourne’s brother considered himself a pacifist, they shared an affinity for scarves.)