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SHOCKING NEWS: AN AVATAR PORNO

By / 01.20.10

Olivia munn and eva Amurri are Avatars/Na'avi - Olivia Munn Naked

The folks behind Nailin Palin, This Ain’t Twilight XXX, This Ain’t Saved By the Bell XXX, and This Ain’t Larry King Shopping for Socks XXX (okay I may have made this one up), have announced their upcoming slate of movies, which includes This Ain’t Avatar XXX.  Much as I’m cheered to see the truth of my prediction that we were entering a new era of Avatar porno, I don’t want to see professional parody makers spoofing Avatar because it’s a popular movie, I want real-life freaks hissing like cats and trying to dock queues.  I guess I’m old fashioned like that.  Anyway, here’s their lineup for 2010.  From Hustlerworld:

This Ain’t CSI XXX: Chatsworth
This Ain’t Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX
This Ain’t Avatar XXX
This Ain’t Glee XXX
This Ain’t I Dream of Jeannie XXX
This Ain’t The Cable News XXX
This Ain’t The Soup XXX
This Ain’t The Hills XXX

The Soup?  Huh.  Maybe Jenna Haze would play Bikini Steve.  Anyway, I’m surprised they didn’t try to tie in Avatar with the Tiger Woods story.  After all, the tiger woods are where the cat-monkeys live.

[via ScreenJunkies]


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