This is the trailer for Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too. Why Did I Get Married was on cable over the break, and I finally had the chance to watch (most of) a Tyler Perry movie. It was exactly how you’d expect: melodramatic, preachy, dumbed-down, and super judgmental; full of awkward sincerity with no self-awareness, like a lot of churchy, self-help types.
Part two promises more of the same. The fat chick and her new boyfriend, the guy she found who’d love her for what she has on the inside (bacon wrapped doughnuts) go on vacation with Janet Jackson, the bitchy skinny chick, Black Dynamite, and that other guy. But this time, (*record scratch*) SOMEONE’S! NOT! COMING! BACK! I’ve got my fingers crossed that Michael Jai White karate kicks someone to death, but the more likely scenario is someone getting cancer to teach us all a very important lesson about Christmas Shoes.
(TYLUR PARRY HYPNOTIZED BAH CAKE, OM NOM NOM NOM)
I want more like this!
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