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MORNING LINKS WITH SEXMAN

By 02.18.10

We haven’t heard from Sexman for a while, but here he reviews Legion, which is apparently about an angel who comes down from Heaven to protect a new savior, double Jesus, from an angry God.  Something like that.  I dunno, but Sexman says even he thinks zombie movies are stupid.  So there.

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS

  • *Sad trombone* Turns out JWWOWWW isn’t Italian and says neither is Snooki.  Whose last name is Polizzi, so I’m not sure how that works.  But I think I speak for all Italian-Americans when I say “Ehhh!” (*points to crotch*) |WarmingGlow|
  • This British inventor scaled a 100-foot wall with his Spider-Man suit.  Meanwhile, the inventor of the Snuggie called him a fag when he drove by in his Bentley.  |GammaSquad|
  • If you haven’t seen the epic beard guy video from yesterday, you’re like a week behind. |WithLeather|
  • Snooki wants to trademark her nickname, then stuff it in her fat, orange face.  |Fark|
  • The world’s biggest subwoofer is sadly too big to fit in your car, even if you’re a wigger in a Suburban. |UnrealityMag|
  • Wish your iPhone could make you feel like even more of a yuppie?  Get this new Oscars iPhone app. |InsideMovies|
  • This video is great if you like stop motion and drawing.  |CollegeHumor|
  • Give your girlfriend the perfect gift, a ham necklace. |Atom|
  • A feature on fancy, unaffordable rides.  Or as I call them, cars. |G4|
  • The 10 worst Oscar Best Pictures of all time.  No Slumdog Millionaire on this list?  Kiss my ass.  |ScreenJunkies|
  • 25 animals in glasses.  They may not help them see better, but it makes me want to cuddle them more. |HolyTaco|

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