Oh thank God. Here I was writing about pointless graphic novels and fat, lazy film critics when a new international red-band trailer for Matthew Vaughn’s Kick-Ass comes along and saves the day. And no, I didn’t invent that headline, it’s actually a line in the trailer. How awesome is that? It’s got Nic Cage acting like a total weirdo, an 11-year-old girl saying “cock,” and teenage boys wearing spandex. Stay out of my fantasies, Matthew Vaughn.