By: 02.12.10

Now that The Descent director Neil Marshall is done making the Mad Max of car porns, he turns his attention to where it’s more appreciated, to SWORD FIGHTS AND FIRE AND HOT CHICKS WITH WEIRD HAIR OOH WHA-AH AH-AH!  And … hey, was that McNulty from The Wire?  Anyway, this one’s called Centurion and it opens in April in the UK.  It looks like it’s probably pretty dumb, but I’m okay with dumb, as long as there are enough sword fights and fire.  It’s how I was able to teach special ed for all those years.

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