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3D UPDATE: GREEN LANTERN, RIDLEY’S ALIEN PREQUEL, SNYDER’S SUCKER PUNCH

By / 03.05.10

We’ve already heard about Clash of the Titans and Harry Potter, you can now add Warner Bros’ Green Lantern and Zack Snyder’s Sucker Punch to the list of movies hurriedly converted to 3D.  Said studio execs, “Could you also make the Green Lantern a giant blue kitty?  Audiences really seem to respond to that.”  Meanwhile, /Film hears from Ridley Scott’s art director that his Alien prequel will also shoot in 3D.

And why not?  The only person who loves 3D more than Hollywood execs is your mom’s orifices.  3D may not make sense in every case, or even most cases, but it allows them to charge you five bucks more for a ticket, and that’s all they care about.  Money money money.  I’m not even exaggerating; Harvey Weinstein would cut a kitten’s belly open if he thought there was a nickel in it.  True story, I’ve seen him do it.  Afterwards, they fed it to George Lucas.


TAGS3DAlienGREEN LANTERNPrequelsRidley ScottSUCKER PUNCHZACK SNYDER

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