(Tentatively starring Tom Hanks and Autofellatio Walrus)
I know this is meant to be a comedy site, but when I say that Warner Bros has bought a treatment for Leonardo Da Vinci and the Soldiers of Forever, I stress that I am not making this up. Imagine the Da Vinci Code if Tom Hanks was actually Leonardo Da Vinci.
The project from producer Adrian Askarieh re-imagines Da Vinci as a member of a secret society who falls headlong into a supernatural adventure that pits the man against Biblical demons in a story involving secret codes, lost civilizations, hidden fortresses and fallen angels. Think “National Treasure” and “Raiders of the Lost Ark” by way of “Clash of the Titans.” [THR]
If they don’t reimagine this drawing as an eight-limbed, CGI monster in 3D I will eat my own sh*t.
I want more like this!
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