When the first thing a trailer does is brag that it’s from the executive producer of The Grudge, Boogeyman, and Tekken, you know it’s going to be good. Because they expect you to have seen and liked those movies. This one’s called Wrong Side of Town, and it stars Ja Rule, Omarion (note: I have no idea who this person is), a bunch of fake wrestling guys, and porn star Stormy Daniels (just your standard, all-natural, girl-next-door type). I think the most interesting thing I learned from watching it is that wrestler Batista’s real name is “Dave Bautista.” (they take out the ‘U’ because WWE fans can’t be trusted with extraneous vowels).
I don’t know why he doesn’t just go by his real name. What better way to strike fear into the hearts of opponents than with a name like “Dave Batista?” Aaaand noooow. Coming to the staaage. Daaaaave! Baaaaatiiiiiiiiiiiistaaaaaaa! LET THE BODIES HIT DAVE’S FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT DAVE’S FLOOR….
I want more like this!
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