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SECRET DWARF HOOKER PART 2

By 03.10.10

Remember how we spoiled the ending of The Orphan, where mini Madonna turned out not to be a child at all, but a rare, fully-grown, sociopathic dwarf hooker?  Well, after the jump I’m going to spoil Robert Pattinson and the annoying chick from Lost‘s new movie (CHAAAHLIE MY BAIBY NOOOAARR!).  It’s called Remember Me, you know the one, the one that has the commercial where the annoying chick is like, “Sorry, I don’t date sociology majors,” and  RPattz is all “Good thing I’m undecided,” and the Lost chick is like, “What are you undecided about?”  And he’s all, “I dunno, the meaning of life, my sexuality; everything.”

Yeah, we’re gonna spoil that.  Admit it, you weren’t going to see it anyway.  It might not be secret dwarf hooker worthy, but it’s still pretty juicy like my thighs.

Gawker‘s covering it today too, but here’s the email I got from Andrew a couple weeks ago:

Though viewers are led to believe that the movie is set in the present day, it’s actually set in 2001. In the final moments of the film, Robert Pattinson’s character has a fight with his girlfriend, played by Emilie de Ravin. He leaves to go to his father’s office and when he arrives, he rides the elevator up to the 92nd-floor. As he waits for his father, he looks out the window and helpleslly watches American Airlines Flight 11 hit the building and dies in what is now known as 9/11.

Wow.  That puts The Curious Case of Benjamin Button‘s pointless name drop of Hurricane Katrina at the end to shame.  SPOILER ALERT: Rosebud is World War I.


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