I hurriedly clicked on this link for “David Lynch lists his favorite film directors in 60 seconds” hoping it would involve him doing something awesomely David Lynchy, like wear a cowboy had and read the weather, or curse about advertising, or name his favorite artists from atop a pet cow. Instead he just names off a bunch of directors. Kubrick, Billy Wilder, Fellini, WC Fields, and Hitchcock. Really, David Lynch? That’s the filmmaker version of “Jesus and Einstein.” Do something crazy, assh*le.