Knowing how much you guys love going ass to mouth, I dug up this new clip from The Human Centipede (The First Sequence). You remember, it’s that evil-scientist-creates-an-ass-to-mouth-human-centipede movie. The one that’s supposedly “100% medically accurate.” The new clip shows the two girls, played by Ashley Williams and Ashlynn Yennie (Ashley and Ashlynn, the names I plan to someday give my twin daughters in the hopes that they’ll follow in their mom’s footsteps at the Jacksonville Hooters) who wander into evil doctor Dieter Laser’s house. The girls, whose car has broken down, get a little creeped out by Dieter’s giant painting of siamese-twin blobs (foreshadowing!) on the mantel, but other than that he seems totally legit. In fact, I think I met this dude once on a vannin tour with Rooster and Trish. He was president of the New England Van Council, German delegation.