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Kick-Ass still looks impossibly bad ass

By / 04.01.10

MSN just released a new red-band clip from Kick-Ass, and I’m not saying it’s awesome, but it’s really hard to type this while curled up in a ball getting spontaneous joysquirts all over my underpants.  Am I a nerd for thinking this looks amazing?  I haven’t had this much fun watching a masked dude cut people since my family reunion.  Nic Cage is absolutely wrecking sh*t.

CAGE:  What’s my motivation?

MATTHEW VAUGHN: You just blew half a mil on a dinosaur skull!  You made $40 million last year and you’re broke!  A guy sold you anti-venom for the wrong type of snake!

CAGE:  GAAAAAAAAH!  *stabs grip in the heart, drop kicks McLovin*

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