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By / 04.23.10

The first full trailer for Twilight Saga: Eclipse has hit the web, complete with Edward, Bella, Jacob, and the whole heartburn hearththrob gang, plus new director David Slade (30 Days of Night).  I’m not sure about this guy yet.  He may know how to shoot a vampire flick, but where are the shirtless ethnics?  How am I supposed to get my p*ssy wet for abstinence with no shaved teens?  Frankly, dude, this doesn’t make a lot of sense.

Here’s basically how it went down:

JACOB: I’m here to warn you.
BELLA: *looks like she has heartburn*

EDWARD:  We’ve been tracking the situation in Seattle for a while.  Unexplained disappearances, kilings.
BELLA: *looks like she has heartburn*

“AMANDUHH” GUY FROM CAN’T HARDLY WAIT:  Someone’s creating an army.
EDWARD AND BELLA: *look like they have heartburn*

SOME CHICK:  They’re coming here.
BELLA: *looks like she has heartburn*

Vampires and werewolves fight.
Dakota Fanning.
Fin.

[If the YouTube copy gets pulled, you can watch it over on Oprah with your chocolate and ten cats.]



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