Over the weekend, the internets obtained these new pictures of Hank Azaria (Apu, Chief Wiggum) in costume as Gargamel in the Smurfs movie. Smurfs 3D hits theaters in August, and I’m sure it’ll be good because the cast includes both Kenan Thompson and Jeff Foxworthy, the Crockett and Tubbs of comedy.
In the 3D August 3, 2011 release, the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village and they tumble from their magical world into ours – in the middle of Central Park. Just three apples high and stuck in the Big Apple [*pantomimes blowjob* -Ed.], the Smurfs must find a way to get back to their village before Gargamel tracks them down.
The cast includes Neil Patrick Harris, Jayma Mays, Sofia Vergara, Anton Yelchin, Jonathan Winters, Katy Perry, Alan Cumming, Fred Armisen, George Lopez, Paul Reubens, John Oliver, Kenan Thompson, B.J. Novak, Jeff Foxworthy, Wolfgang Puck and Gary Basaraba. [ComingSoon]
I’m sick of all the mythical creatures coming to New York and driving down our property values. Every store in my neighborhood either sells liquor or magic wands, it’s depressing. But I’ll tell you this, if you ever see me chasing around short blue guys in their underwear, it’ll probably be because of an auto-erotic asphyxiation accident. Or you’re just really high.