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Harrison Ford to Dianne Keaton: ‘Suck it.’

By 05.26.10

Watching the trailer for Morning Glory, from Notting Hill director Roger Michell and Devil Wears Prada writer Aline McKenna, it seemed like your basic, pretty-white-girl-takes-thankless-job-in-the-big-city movie.  Still, Rachel McAdams is cuter than a picnic basket full of baby otters (otters I would bang so hard…), and pretty soon Harrison Ford shows up as a curmudgeonly old bastard, growling jokes about Dianne Keaton’s pap smears.  Jeff Goldblum is also there.   I guess what I’m trying to say is that I was thinking that this might be worth seeing.  …That is, until the mother of all horrible trailer exchanges.  PLEASE, DIALOGUE, EXPLAIN THIS PLOT TO ME LIKE A RETARDED CAVE BABY:

“It’s only a job, right?  It’s not my whole life.”

“You’re worse than I am. I was never at home. When I was, I took every phone call… watching TV out of the corner of my eye… Let me tell ya how it all turns out: You end up with nothing.  Which is what I had.  …Till you came along.”

BLING BANG BLING BANG!  EXPOSITORY DIALOG ALERT!  YER CHANGIN’ THAT BOY’S LAHFE, NOHE’SCHANGINMINE AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!111!!!11!ONE!!

Phew.  Sorry about that.  Anyway, I took some screen grabs of Rachel McAdams’ butt because daddy’s classy like that.

That’s a nice New York City apartment you have there. You must make what, five? Six hundred grand a year?

[hat tip: CHUD]


TOPICS#TRAILERS
TAGSALINE MCKENNADIANNE KEATONHARRISON FORDJEFF GOLDBLUMMORNING GLORYRACHEL MCADAMSROGER MICHELL

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