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Dakota plays hag for the foppish dandy vampire gang

By 05.13.10

Summit just released the first clip from the Twilight Saga: Eclipse (which you can watch below), featuring Dakota Fanning and her clan of foppish dandies, the Volturi. I didn’t watch it myself, but judging by this screen cap, Dakota’s bitchy BFFs are none too thrilled with Edward Cullen’s slovenly appearance.

“Oh. Em. Gee. Like did you SEE his hair?  I’m like hell-ooo, honey, you’ve been alive for a thousand years and you STILL haven’t figured out hair product?  It’s so tragic.  The bedhead look is SO 1680s.”

“Ugh, don’t remind me.  What a disaster.  Oh my God.  More plaid, I can’t even LOOK at him.”


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So, uh… Dakota Fanning’s character can use the force or some sh*t, huh? See? It’s never just vampires anymore. They always have to bust out werewolves, and magic, and super vampires, and shapeshifting. Also, is it just me, or does the guy on Dakota’s right already seem like an Andy Samberg parody of himself?

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