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Captain America vs. Captain Lesbian Hair: The new Scott Pilgrim trailer

By 06.01.10

Behold, the new trailer for Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, directed by Edgar Wright (Hot Fuzz), and starring Michael Cera.  Go ahead, get excited.  It’s okay, I know I’m the weird one.  I’m literally the only person on the internet who doesn’t get this.  Is it because I never read the comic book?  That didn’t hurt Watchmen or Kick-Ass.  Anyway, the plot is that Michael Cera and his Bea-Arthur-meets-Justin-Bieber updo fall in love with some chick who has pink hair and wears goggles on her head (had you heard? being a 4-Non-Blondes fanatic is the new wearing 80s sunglasses).  Then he has to fight her seven evil ex-boyfriends (that’s right, seven. clearly she’s a whore.), who include among them Jason Schwartzman with a sword and Chris Evans with a goatee.  And… that’s pretty much it.  Maybe the goatee is an allegory?

Like I said, I don’t get it.  I loved Youth in Revolt. This looks like that, but with gimmicky Requiem for a Dream editing and stupid hair.  Instead of clever dialogue, we get campy fight scenes and title cards for throwaway sound effects, like a finger pistol that says “BLAM” and a doorbell that goes “DONG“.  (Haha, ‘dong.’ -Ed.) Is that the whole story?  Oh my God, a guy who plays video games and likes girls!  Hold my phone while I sh*t my pants!

[hat tip: TheShiznit]


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TAGS4 NON BLONDESCHRIS EVANSEDGAR WRIGHTJASON SCHWARTZMANMARY ELIZABETH WINSTEADMichael CeraScott Pilgrim vs. The World

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