Martin Lawrence and Jamie Foxx dusted off their characters Sheneneh and Wanda for a bit at the BET Awards a while back (video after the jump), and people seemed to like it. Since movie execs are braying jackasses who would try to make a movie out of literally anything people enjoy these days (CHEESE PLATE! IN 3D!), Screen Gems hired Foxx to write an entire movie around it. (TWO MEN! DRESSED AS WOMEN! BOTH UGLY! IT WRITES ITSELF! FETCH MY COCAINE!) Today’s news is that it now has (ulp) a distributor and a release date. Says Production Weekly:
Sony gives the Jamie Foxx (Wanda) & Martin Lawrence (Sheneneh) comedy “Skank Robbers“ an Aug. 19, 2011 release date.
What do you think, is this a better or worse idea than a Les Grossman movie? I guess that’s kind of like asking what flavor of popsicle I’d rather have shoved up my ass. As much as he seems like a total d-bag, you have to give Jamie Foxx credit for being talented, but Martin Lawrence has never been funny. He’s like a black Carlos Mencia, whose obvious, unfunny observations are not improved by his shouting. Anyway, I think they should team up Sheneneh and Wanda with Les Grossman, Madea, and Eddie Murphy’s last three fat suits for one super-fat, super-cross-dressing, super-group movie. It would be like The Avengers for f*cking morons.
Related: Who finds cross-dressing funnier, black people or British people?
I like how they ruin the one good joke in the entire bit by putting a record scratch BEFORE the punchline