'It Hurts My Vagina'
Carlos Zambrano Is Misunderstood

Watch The Expendables 60-second trailer. Bring a spotter.

By / 06.30.10

The Expendables has a new trailer!  Quick, somebody spot me!

HUNGH! UNGH! HUNH! UNNGGH! HUUUNGGH! YEEEEEAAAAH!  NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL FEELIN’ THE BURN, YOU PUSSIES!

(*injects horse testosterone into ass cheek*)

NOW YOUR TURN!  ONE! TWO! THREE! GET THOSE KNEES TOGETHER, PROM QUEEN! FOUR! FIVE!  YEEEEAAAH!  NOW LET’S SHAVE EACH OTHER’S PITS!  WE LOOK SO RIPPED NOW! GIMME A HEADBUTT!!

(*air guitars to Guns N Roses, shotguns Red Bull*)

LEMME BORROW THAT WHIZZINATOR! I GOTTA TAKE A PISS TEST FOR A CUSTODY HEARING!!  RONNIE COLEMAN IS GOD!! THE A-TEAM WERE HOMOS!!!! OOOOHHHHH YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!


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