This is the trailer for Red, from Summit Entertainment. It’s based on a comic book and I didn’t cover it much, because during production, it sounded like the most generic action movie ever:
Red is the story of Frank Moses (Bruce Willis), a former black-ops CIA agent, who is now living a quiet life. That is, until the day a hi-tech assassin shows up intent on killing him. With his identity compromised and the life of the woman he cares for, Sarah (Mary Louise Parker), endangered, Frank reassembles his old team (Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich and Helen Mirren) in a last ditch effort to survive.
So basically Watchmen meets A-Team meets Bourne meets Killers/Knight and Day/Mrs. Smith. The premise couldn’t possibly squeeze in more overused plot gimmicks, short of adding vampires. There’s also the matter of the director, Robert Schwenke having previously done Flightplan and The Time Traveler’s Wife. And yet, dare I say it, it actually looks fun. I guess casting Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren, John Malkovich, Mary Louise Parker, and Morgan Freeman goes a long way. It also helps that Bruce Willis never tells Helen Mirren to count to three, only to have her ignore him and flail screaming into a hail of bullets like a retard. GET IT? IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE GIRLS ARE STUPID! I’ll take this over Knight and Day any day. Or knight.