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Turtle Rape Shoe 2: The Rapening

By / 06.02.10

Apparently this whole turtles raping shoes thing is, like, a thing.  This time the turtle rapes a Croc sandal, though if you ask me, the croc was asking for it with all those revealing holes.  I get the feeling this is what it’s like to be married to Larry King.    [-Thanks for the tip, Robopanda]

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS

  • Enjoy Burnsy’s Nail in the Coffin: The Best and Worst of Hollywood Vampires.  |Uproxx|
  • Penis-headed sh*t fer brains Jeff Zucker ran NBC into the ground, and all he’s getting is this stupid $30 million severance package. How is this possible?  Can’t we as a society confiscate this money and do something more worthwhile with it?  Like set it on fire?  |WarmingGlow|
  • Chad Ochocinco ain’t a fan of the sisters, apparently. |WithLeather|
  • This batmobile is pretty sh*tty.  Then again, let’s see you build a batmobile out of a $100 car.  This reminds me a lot of my first car.  It had a family of bats living in it. |GammaSquad|
  • Spank bank: Natasha A. |GorillaMask|
  • 26 hilarously inaccurate knock-off toys.  |Urlesque|
  • According to a new University of Iowa study, Marijuana barely affects driving performance.  According to a classic study by me, it definitely does.  |Asylum|
  • Meet the Chicago Blackhawks ice girls.  Gotta love a girl who can handle a shovel. |Gunaxin|
  • A xenophobe’s guide to hating all 31 World Cup opponents.  |SportsPickle|
  • Cinema’s best underrated fight scenes. |InsideMovies|
  • Dennis Hopper’s most bizarre roles. |Ranker|
  • Here’s a girl in blue body paint that has nothing to do with Avatar.  (I think). |G4|
  • This guy’s man boobs were so offensive they had to blur them in his mug shot.  |FListed|

And here’s Lindsay Lohan as photographed by Terry Richardson, who’s supposed to be some big deal photographer.  Are you serious, dude?  Didn’t dressing your model up in Jesus crap cease being edgy like 20 years ago?  This concept is as f*cked out as… well, the subject.


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