Here’s the latest picture of Lindsay Lohan from Robert Rodriguez’ Machete, as nun with gun April Benz, holding an uzi with what I guess is a giant silencer. Whatever it is, she’s come a long with from trying to lick her gun like a penis last week. Haha, girls! Meanwhile, Machete opens September 8th, but Lindsay heads off to jail tomorrow. Hopefully her co-star Michelle Rodriguez taught her a few things about lesbian prison gangs before she goes. What? Sorry, I didn’t mean to imply Michelle Rodriguez is a lesbian. I just meant she’d probably know about prison and stuff because she’s Hispanic.