That’s right, Twilight‘s Robert Pattinson has inspired yet another line of underwear. The picture you see above is actually from a story about I think I speak for all of us when I say, “Finally!”
Marks and Spencer has announced that they are creating a men’s underwear line inspired by the sexy star.
Aptly called the R-Pant, the vampire-inspired slim-fit underwear collection of low-rise briefs and trunks is meant to be worn under skinny jeans like those sported by Katy Perry’s funny man Russell Brand and, of course, Pattinson himself.
And while the 24-year-old “Twilight” hottie will not be appearing in an ad campaign for the retailer (nor is he apparently endorsing the line), the Guardian reports that the actor has been spotted shopping for underwear at the store. [People]
Whoa, when you read that, did the voice in your head suddenly develop a lisp? Weird. Anyway, let me see if I have this straight: this store that Robert Pattinson shopped at once started selling underwear named after him, which Robert Pattinson neither wears nor endorses? And it’s a Twilight product that they plan to market to men? Now, I’m no lawyer (nor am I an underpants scientist), but this plan sounds both well thought out and fool proof to me.