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The FilmDrunk Frotcast Episode 4

Weekend Preview: Predators, other stuff

By 07.09.10

(Is this picture related?  Not really, but I love it.)

Opening this week:
Predators

The reviews for the Robert Rodriguez-produced, Nimrod Antal-directed Predator sequel pluralization have been middling so far, but does it really matter?  If I don’t see it, Danny Trejo says he’ll stab my family.  And I believed him, he grabbed his crotch right afterwards.

Despicable Me
Looks okay, I guess.  I didn’t see any Dreamworks face, so there’s that.  Gosh, I can’t wait to have some annoying, stupid kids.

The Kids Are All Right
Annette Bening. Julianne Moore.  Lesbos.  Everyone I know seems to be groaning at the “quirky family” ness of this one, but I don’t know.  I thought the trailer looked funny. Besides, it’s got Mark Ruffalo in it, and he’s like a boxer puppy with a bandanna around its neck.  Just wanna feed that f*cker a milk bone and scratch his chin (no homo).

Grease Sing-a-long
Playing in NY, LA, Chicago, San Francisco, Boston, Austin, Dallas, Atlanta, Seattle, San Diego, Miami, and Ocala, FL.  I think I’d rather have my genitals ridiculed by a clique of popular cheerleaders than be in a room full of people singing along to motherf*cking Grease.  Put them together and make the setting this van and you have my perfect nightmare.

Winnebago Man (NYC only)
Yes, it’s a documentary about the star of the funniest viral video of all time.  I would stab my mother to see this film.  Well, your mother anyway.  If you’re in the New York area, I would urge you to go see-  Aaaah I don’t even know what the f*ck I’m typing!  DON’T SLAM THE F*CKIN’ DOOR, TONY.   (*waves flies out of face, kicks dirt*)

Oh and check out the FilmDrunk Frotcast, you jerks. Critics are already calling it “the bro-iest circle jerk of the summer.”


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