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Finally, a 3D movie about lesbians.

By / 08.03.10

Yes!  Finally!  It’s that 3D movie about lesbians I’ve been waiting for!  (*reads rest of story*)  …Aw, dammit. It’s a Justin Bieber biopic.

Paramount Pictures has made a deal to turn Justin Bieber’s life story into a 3D feature biopic. Davis Guggenheim, the Oscar-winning director of An Inconvenient Truth, is negotiating to direct. The film doesn’t have a title, but Bieber will play himself in the film. The pic will be sprinkled with performances from his current concert tour. The film will come out February 11, 2011 on Valentine’s Day weekend.
This comes as Bieber made a deal with HarperCollins for a memoir about his life. [Deadline]

Haha, that’s a real story.  All of that is literally happening in real life and not a David Foster Wallace story.  Isn’t Justin Bieber Canadian?  I can’t wait for such hard-hitting chapters of his tell-all book as “I’m Grateful for Everything I’ve Got” and “All My Fans Are Super Nice!”

Olivia Munn may have to sue for plagiarism.

-Thanks to Jacktion for the tip.

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