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By / 08.17.10

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This may come as a shock to you guys, but it turns out, Laurence Fishburne isn’t exactly thrilled about his 19-year-old daughter filming multiple porn movies, or about letting Brian Pumper rap about how he wants to put farts in her vagina.  Okay, I’m just guessing about that second part, but I’m pretty sure.  Anyway, apparently Laurence, who made $8.4 million last year from his role on CSI alone ($350K an episode times 24) has a solution to all this.  That solution?  The silent treatment.

Montana says Laurence told her she is unwelcome in his life and wants nothing to do with her … at least for now.  According to Montana, her dad said, “I’m not going to speak with you ’till you turn your life around.”
Montana says Laurence added, “You embarrassed me.”
And this parting shot.  According to Montana, Laurence said, “You used your last name. No one uses their real name in porn.” [TMZ]

Good strategy.  I’ve always heard the best way to prevent porn is a father who’s cold and distant.  “If only my dad hadn’t been so involved in my life I wouldn’t be doing this,” strippers are always saying. Anyway, look for Montana’s next Vivid release, “Turn Your Wife Around”, coming this fall.

“And another thing!  No one lets a guy rap about putting farts in her vagina!  Farting vaginas?  Is that supposed to be sexy? It just isn’t done! And what the hell is ‘monkey fufu’ supposed to mean! You! Are! Grounded!”


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