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Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis in the 1st trailer for ‘Lesbian Ballerina Sex’

By / 08.17.10

After the jump, you can watch the first trailer for Darren Aronofsky’s follow-up to The Wrestler, Black Swan, starring Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis.  I loved The Wrestler, and a new Darren Aronofsky film is big news on its own, but before we get all film school, I’d just like to apprise you of one fact:

In this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex.
Yeah. You read that right. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We’re talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex. [via a script review from a while back]

‘Aggressive Lesbian Ballerina Sex’ was my indie band’s first EP.  And also our genre.

Yeah, so this looks pretty messed up, even aside from the aforementioned lesbian ballerina sex.  At about the 1:13 mark, Natalie Portman’s reflection in the mirror becomes self aware.  Then there’s what I’m pretty sure is a masturbation shot, and that’s when a weird giant bird man shows up.  I’m in love with this already.  But for those of you pansies who demand an explanation for your ballerina sex and creepy bird men, here’s the official synopsis:

BLACK SWAN follows the story of Nina (Portman), a ballerina in a New York City ballet company whose life, like all those in her profession, is completely consumed with dance. She lives with her retired ballerina mother Erica (Barbara Hershey) who zealously supports her daughter’s professional ambition. When artistic director Thomas Leroy (Vincent Cassel) decides to replace prima ballerina Beth MacIntyre (Winona Ryder) for the opening production of their new season, Swan Lake, Nina is his first choice. But Nina has competition: a new dancer, Lily (Kunis), who impresses Leroy as well. Swan Lake requires a dancer who can play both the White Swan with innocence and grace, and the Black Swan, who represents guile and sensuality. Nina fits the White Swan role perfectly but Lily is the personification of the Black Swan. As the two young dancers expand their rivalry into a twisted friendship, Nina begins to get more in touch with her dark side with a recklessness that threatens to destroy her. [Apple]

Sorry, all I heard there was “interracial lesbian swan sex.”  Anyway, I think a really good name for a lesbian ballet would be “Scissor Lake.”

[hat tip to Collider for the embed]


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