Sean Penn recently took time out of his busy schedule of saving Haitian orphans using the healing power of scowls to sit down with Zach Galifianakis on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis. Or rather, sit down with Zach Galifianakis’ twin brother, Seth. I don’t want to ruin it by telling you what happens, but I really enjoy this as a non-sequitir:
“Funions needs to be in the movie, he’s got a captain’s hat on him!”
I’m going to be shouting that at strangers all week. Sidenote: is there a more white name than ‘Seth’? Preston? Mort? Discuss. Hey, which one of these do you think looks more like Funions?
“What? No, mom, how many times do I have to tell you: I am a serious writer! Quit riding me, I’ll be up for dinner in a minute.”