REAL NEWS CAN WAIT! I HAVE NEW KEANU REEVES PICTURES TO PHOTOSHOP! Supposedly these are from the set of Keanu’s upcoming film Generation Um, but I think he’s just effing with us. And you know what? I love it. As wooden an actor as he’s always accused of being, I’ve always said he was legitimately good in The Gift. And that said, he’s a thousand times better at eating food on a park bench. Okay people, let’s have some fun with this.
[thanks to Gawker for the raw material]