Masturbation-hating, non-witch Delaware Senatorial candidate Christine O’Donnell has a new campaign ad out. Why is it on FilmDrunk, you ask? Why, because it’s a fake movie trailer referencing the “they rapin’ errybody out there” guy, of course. It seems that despite having to clarify that she isn’t actually a sorceress in her last ad*, Christine O’Donnell is quite savvy in the ways of the viral video, managing to nail two crucial internet video techniques, the fake trailer and the reference to other recent video.
“HIDE YOUR WILL… HIDE YOUR LIGHTS… ‘CAUSE HE’S TAXING EVERYBODY OUT HERE.”
Oy. First politicians on Twitter, now this. And here I assumed they’d just now be discovering Keyboard Cat. Anyway, it’s clever of O’Donnell to go after her opponent’s web-savvy base like this. In order to compete, I hear he’s going to have to catch the greased-up Mexican at the next Tea Party squirrel feed.
*It’s one thing to tell people you’re not a witch, prove it. They should’ve filmed that commercial with Christine O’Donnell on a scale next to a duck. Christ, people, do I have to explain everything?