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By 11.10.10

After the jump, you’ll find the brand new trailer for Little Fockers. The third trailer, to be exact. If you’ll remember, everything about this movie was looking like a work thermos full of chunky stool, so Universal tried to fix it by bringing back Dustin Hoffman.  It totally worked, because now it’s hilarious!

After ten years of clashing wills with his ex-CIA father-in-law Jack, Greg Focker has finally entered the man’s “circle of trust.” So when the entire family gets together for a birthday party for Greg’s five-year-old twins, things should go smoothly, right? Wrong. Greg’s concerns for his family’s future have caused him to take a side job for a drug company, which sets off Jack’s paranoia and escalates into another family disaster.

A disaster the length and girth of Robert DeNiro’s erect penis, to be exact!

The only people I can imagine being amused by the oops-I-took-the-wrong-pill jokes or fake-blood-squirting-everywhere jokes are people too young to remember classic SNL or Sinbad movies, and yet the same movie is filled with actors who were huge stars 20 years ago.  I can only assume the target audience for this is young children, older folks in advanced stages of dementia, and amnesia victims.  Which would support my thesis that this film was written by a Nigerian spam bot. Also, this should have been the theme song:


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TAGSBARBRA STREISANDBEN STILLERBONER STABBINGCrapDUSTIN HOFFMANGIF ANIMATIONLITTLE FOCKERSRobert DeNirounnecessary sequels

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