OPENING WIDE LIKE YOUR MOM THIS WEEKEND:
Yeah, so I tapped out on this whole series about four years ago, since once I’ve seen a guy get it on with a horse* there isn’t much more that I need to see. But look, here’s another movie. And it’s in more than one part. Fantastic. *allegedly in a play
Russell Crowe will stop at nothing — not even a buffet — to break his wife out of prison. He does know he can buy cake at the store and doesn’t need her to cook those for him right? Anyway, I know what I won’t be watching in the next three days. *sad trombone*
IN LIMITED RELEASE:
This opened in limited release awhile ago but Vince wanted me to cover it anyway. You should read his review so I don’t have to explain what it’s about. The ship sinks, Rosebud is a sled, and he was dead the whole time. 127 hours is probably how long you’ll feel like this movie is lasting, so that’s apt.
Jim Sturgess has a weird face, wanders around East London taking photos, sees demons, and makes a deal with the Devil. Also, he’s in some movie opening this weekend.
The true story of a group of women who went on strike in 1968 to demand equal pay. In other news, pink collar jobs still pay significantly less. Way to drop the ball, Dagenham ladies.
And we’re back to your mom. I like how this post came full circle.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1:
The Next Three Days:
Made in Dagenham: