I was going to call this post a Friday Free For All, my usual slot for awesome, non-movie-related video, but then I realized that both of today’s are movie related. Do I get extra credit? First, there’s the montage you see above, a surprisingly entertaining recut of Lost Boys in which every line is “Micheal.” Holy hell do they say “Michael” a lot in that movie. In fact, I bet they say “Michael” even more in Lost Boys than they do in Michael. And that’s a shame, really. But just when you’re all like, “Wait, are they seriously going to make a Lost Boys video with no reference to Greasy Sax Dude?” BOOM! There’s Greasy Sax Dude, honkin’ and a-thrustin’, all over your face!
After the jump, find out how the Jews make their matzoh. (Spoiler alert: from the blood of Christian children! Duh!)