Jeez, Leonardo Di Caprio has anger issues

This isn’t the most gracefully-edited mashup I’ve ever seen, and four minutes and thirty seconds is a long time to watch Leonardo DiCaprio freaking out, but still, it is four straight minutes of Leonardo freaking out.  I also could’ve used more Leonardo in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.  But then I also said that about Schindler’s List.  That mashup and more, after the jump!

(*climbs into metallic pink smart car, speeds away*)

(NSFW for language)

I know it’s not technically a “freak out”, but any time is a good time for “Een Afrika, et’s ‘Bling Bang’.‘”

[via TotalFilm]

Below: Natalie Portman’s dorky laugh at the Golden Globes

Aw, two seconds of sponteneity turned into eight seconds of ridicule fodder.  That’ll do, internet, that’ll do.  As our friend Lindy West points out, between this and Brendan Fraser at the Golden Globes last year, it’s like they’re putting something in the water over there.  Dork serum, say.  (That’s how I became a movie blogger.  Worst damn day of my life.)

And finally below we have the internet-approved supercut, “now if you’ll excuse me…”

I find it’s polite to say, “Now if you’ll excuse me…” right before you cut a huge fart.  Well, not polite, maybe, but definitely hilarious.  Like, every single time. Every. Single. Time.

Now if you’ll excuse me…

(*craps pants*)

Aw, dangit, I knew that one was a gamble.

[via TheHighDefinite]

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