Most Metal Bird: Heavy Metal Penguin vs. Rockatoo

This is a penguin dancing to heavy metal. (via Videogum)  And much like the Salsa Dog vs. Merengue Dog controversy of 2010, this year is shaping up to be a real battle for the title of most metal bird, what with the parrot that sings Let the Bodies Hit the Floor and the Death Metal Cockatoo and all (after the jump).  Is flightlessness more or less metal?  Being a pet doesn’t seem very metal, but on the other hand, living in a cage seems totally metal.  Compare and discuss.

MORNING LINKS

– Another Chodin barnburner: 2010, the year of the meme. |Uproxx|

– Burnsy’s Are You Trying to Lose Weight Again? |UproxxNews|

– The 10 Worst TV Episodes of 2010. |WarmingGlow|

– Hank Baskett Can’t Catch A Break |WithLeather|

– Here are some pictures of retarded cats. |GammaSquad|

– The best in independent film 2010. |Pajiba|

– Lindsay Lohan is stalking Samantha Ronson. |WWTDD|

– Guy celebrates new year’s getting his ass kicked on the Staten Island Ferry. Quotable New Yorker: “Don’t feckin’ take no pitchaz!” |NYCBarstool|

– You don’t have to be political to find this clip of republicans talking about their favorite books depressing. |TheDailyWhat|

– The Small Breast Support Group: A Holy Taco Exposé. |HolyTaco|

– Lingerie football’s best butt shots. |Clutch|

– 2010 Year in Movies RAP up. |Nextmovie|

– January Jones discusses her skimpy X-Men wardrobe. |ScreenJunkies|

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