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By / 01.13.11

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(*drops cat in surprise*) Ohmygodohmygodohmygod, it’s Edward and Bella on their wedding night!  Him being a 100-year-old undead minion of Satan who feeds on the blood of the living, Edward the vampire chastely waits until the last book of the Twilight series to finally consummate his love for Bella, and only after a long day of praying to Jesus snorkeling in Brazil.  His super vampire sex powers knock her out and fill her womb with a super-powered, telepathic half-vampire fetus that eventually severs her spine and becomes a werewolf’s love interest, but for now let’s focus on the romance. OMG, THEY’RE FINALLY DOING IT!

Entertainment Weekly has published a new shot from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 that features Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Edward (Robert Pattinson) as husband and wife – on their wedding night.
“It’s one of the most anticipated scenes,” director Bill Condon told the magazine. “I spent a tremendous amount of time thinking about it. [JOIN THE CLUB, BILL! -Ed] The anticipation is part of it and you want to play with what people expect and maybe subvert it a little and surprise them.”
“Breaking Dawn – Part 1″ opens in theaters on November 18. [ComingSoon]

Since I’m sure you were wondering, Bella’s eyes are closed like that for her own safety.  When Edward pulls down his temple garments pants, his sparkling vampire genitals glow like the suitcase in Pulp Fiction a thousand times brighter, and if a mortal were to gaze upon them, it would surely cause blindness. That’s why he and Bella only did anal when they were saving themselves for marriage.

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[thanks to Jessica for that second picture]


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