I try not to tell you what to do around here too much, but one piece of advice I think you’ll find helpful is that you should always try to cover your fleshy torso with fabric (DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO). To encourage this sound piece of shirt-wearing advice, Uproxx has partnered with JackThreads to offer you shirts at a glorious discount.
If you’re one of the first 10 people to sign up for both the Uproxx Daily Breakdown (in the sidebar, above right, under Sad Keanu) and JackThreads (IMPORTANT NOTE: USE THE SAME EMAIL ADDRESS, PLZ…), you can score $10 towards any shirt on JackThreads. Currently, they’ve got a sale going on these Tank Theory shirts (see banner) which are pretty sweet and wolf-covered, like my wang.
So if you want to get yourself something to cover your body with, go ahead and sign yourself up. If you don’t want to cover your body with anything, and you’re a girl, take some pictures and send them to me. Either way, Jesus loves you.