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Every Bone Break from Every Steven Seagal Movie: A FilmDrunk Supercut

By / 03.22.11

Everyone give it up for our long-suffering video editor, Oliver Noble, because he’s really outdone himself this time.  Oliver watched every Steven Seagal movie in its entirety — an undertaking whose psychological effects scientists are only beginning to understand — in order to compile every bone break in every Steven Seagal movie.  CAN YOU GUESS HOW MANY BONES STEVEN SEAGAL HAS BROKEN?  Better yet, CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHO DID BOBBY LUPO?? (*puts pool ball in sock, swings it angrily at cats*)
I hope you all enjoy this little game, because Oliver will never be the same (you may notice from the opening titles that the sleep deprivation may have affected his grasp of grammar) .  He now looks at every stranger as a potential encroacher on sacred Indian land; holds all utensils pointy-side down, like the Tommy Lee Jones-knife-fight scene from Under Siege.  Last I saw him, he was sitting cross-legged on the floor, wearing a plus-sized kimono, slowly rocking himself back and forth, muttering, “Me want the poonani, me want the poonani…”
Pictured: From our “Steven Seagal Invented Everything” collection. Here’s how that started.
See more Steven Seagal fight scenes after the jump.

The Under Siege Knife fight

Anyone seen Bobby Lupo!? (Out for Justice)

Scene from a more recent Seagal flick, Kill Switch. Dig the Southern accent.

Just for fun:


TOPICS#Mashups#Supercuts
TAGS101 BONE BREAKS AH AH AHBOBBY LUPOFILMDRUNK MASHUPSOLIVER NOBLESteven Seagal

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