Here’s Kathy Griffin dancing topless by the side of the road in Miami. It’s a good thing she’s not desperate for attention. Wait, why is Kathy Griffin dancing topless by the side of the road? Did she lose a bet? Did I lose a bet? So many questions. |via Buzzfeed, NSFW, NSF anything|
MORNING LINKS
Do we believe in CEOs anymore? |Uproxx|
Fat guy fused to his own chair caked in his own feces has died. What a loss for society. |WarmingGlow|
Two awesomely safe ways to launch a machete. |GammaSquad|
Nolan Nawrocki, passive-aggressive draft analyst. |KissingSuzyKolber|
Baseball is cancelled, we have monster trucks doing backflips. |WithLeather|
Montana lawmaker is against all DUI laws. My kinda guy. |TheDailyWhat|
Naked Asian gets knocked out. |BostonBarstoolSports| (NSFW) (Barely)
The Godzilla Woo-ha Rap. |GorillaMask|
The Kardashian sisters work really hard, says their worthless lazy c-nt of a mom. |TheSuperficial|
Milla Jovovich went somewhere and a titty popped out. Where was your 3D camera then, Anderson, you hack. |WWTDD|
Oh wow. Goatse baboon? |HolyTaco|
Plastic surgery accident leaves woman unable to close her eyes. |NYCBarstool|
HBO cancels In Treatment. In related news, apparently In Treatment was still on. |ScreenJunkies|
“Body of Proof” is as generic as it sounds. |Pajiba|
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