Kathy Griffin topless for some reason, morning links

Here’s Kathy Griffin dancing topless by the side of the road in Miami.  It’s a good thing she’s not desperate for attention. Wait, why is Kathy Griffin dancing topless by the side of the road?  Did she lose a bet?  Did I lose a bet?  So many questions. |via Buzzfeed, NSFW, NSF anything|

MORNING LINKS

Do we believe in CEOs anymore? |Uproxx|

Fat guy fused to his own chair caked in his own feces has died. What a loss for society. |WarmingGlow|

Two awesomely safe ways to launch a machete. |GammaSquad|

Nolan Nawrocki, passive-aggressive draft analyst. |KissingSuzyKolber|

Baseball is cancelled, we have monster trucks doing backflips. |WithLeather|

Montana lawmaker is against all DUI laws.  My kinda guy. |TheDailyWhat|

Naked Asian gets knocked out. |BostonBarstoolSports| (NSFW) (Barely)

The Godzilla Woo-ha Rap. |GorillaMask|

The Kardashian sisters work really hard, says their worthless lazy c-nt of a mom. |TheSuperficial|

Milla Jovovich went somewhere and a titty popped out. Where was your 3D camera then, Anderson, you hack. |WWTDD|

Oh wow.  Goatse baboon? |HolyTaco|

Plastic surgery accident leaves woman unable to close her eyes. |NYCBarstool|

HBO cancels In Treatment. In related news, apparently In Treatment was still on. |ScreenJunkies|

“Body of Proof” is as generic as it sounds. |Pajiba|

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