Sent in by reader Clint, here’s your daily rape van. Dude… is that a pterodactyl? That is so righteous. Forget Charlie Sheen, this guy is the real warlock. 10 bucks he’s got a couple Ren Faire wenches in back of there right now who he calls “the goddesses.” At least for the next few hours before he rolls his castle to the next realm, if you dig.
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