This isn’t the first batch of photos we’ve seen from the set of Marc Webb’s Spider-man reboot, The Amazing Spider-Man. In the past, I’ve been highly critical of Scarfield’s disturbing lack of codpiece, and the events of giant-red-arrow-pointing-at-his-junk gate. Bu it seems they’ve found a solution: sweatpants. Very clever, Spider-man. I wonder if he’ll be wearing those the entire movie. They leave more to the imagination, and I like that. It’s sexier that way, a thinking-man’s kind of sexiness. Sort of a ponytail-and-no-makeup look for the superhero. But we still know what you did last summer.
Junior College Spider-Man? Strip-Club Spider-Man? Twihard Spider-Man?